♥ May 31st at 8PM / via: everything-that-means-something / op: look-h0w-they-shine-for-you / reblog
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My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over, nobody was home.
if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
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My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.
I’m in love with that comment…
The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow.
That comment was just perfect.
Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.
^^^^
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When people ask me "Do you have a tumblr?" →
WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?!?!?
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♥ May 31st at 4PM / via: the-absolute-funniest-posts / op: thetumblr-thisisatumblr / reblog
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